Map of Literally Every Goat in America Is Most Important Map Ever

Here is a map that is the only map you will ever need ever again in your entire map. Delete all your Google Map links, burn all your Rand McNally maps and take that stupid globe and chuck it in the dumpsters. Because none of those maps include goats and are therefor entirely irrelevant. » 2/01/15 11:30pm 2/01/15 11:30pm

Here is Missy Elliott  Stealing Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show

You may have heard there was an excuse to show terrible cheesy ads a sporting event airing tonight in America which served as the setup for a Katy Perry mini-concert. Unfortunately for Taylor Swift's sworn enemy, the big night was totally stolen from her by one Missy Elliott. » 2/01/15 9:40pm 2/01/15 9:40pm

Puppy Bowl Half Time Show Features Musical Superstar Katty Furry

Puppy Bowl fever took over America today as millions of non-NFL fans and all three of the Green Bay Packers' fans sought a way to avoid watching Tom Brady's smug handsome face playing football. » 2/01/15 9:00pm 2/01/15 9:00pm

Oh, Katy Perry. You Must Be Doing Something With Football. Right? 

Recording artist Katy Perry attends Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show Press Conference on January 29, 2015 in Phoenix, Arizona. » 1/29/15 11:00pm 1/29/15 11:00pm

Ryan Gosling Crashes Boy King of Australia Russell Crowe's Live Speech

Celebrity sex meme Ryan Gosling vaulted himself into the center of an international diplomatic crisis when he boldly interrupted the state address of Australia's boy king, Russell Crowe. » 1/29/15 9:30pm 1/29/15 9:30pm

Sherri Shepherd's Surrogate: I'm Being Forced to Pay Child Support

The woman who served as Sherri Shepherd and Larry Sally's surrogate says their bitter breakup has resulted in her being sought for child support payments. » 1/29/15 8:00pm 1/29/15 8:00pm

Shocking Video Shows Photoshop of Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Shoot 

The results of this reverse Photoshop video featuring Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein campaign will shock and disturb you, demonstrating the lengths to which poor celebrities must go in order to maintain the illusion of perfection. » 1/29/15 9:50am 1/29/15 9:50am

Kitten Lives Out Your Dreams, Climbs Into Box Full of Baby Ducks

Folks, I think I'm going to have to make a definitive call on this video and say that it is the cutest baby animal video I have ever seen in my life. » 1/28/15 9:00pm 1/28/15 9:00pm

Lindsay Lohan's Community Service Hours Included Fan Meet-and-Greets

Prosecutors are side-eyeing the shit out of Lindsay Lohan's community service hours, which reportedly includes events like meet-and-greets with fans. » 1/28/15 8:15pm 1/28/15 8:15pm